RED MEAT Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight! from the secret files of max cannon
As Costume Designer for the Mayberry Community Players, I would like to thank you for your contributions to our art.
Get away from me, you big stupid! I didn't give you anything!
Quite the contrary, your mother provided us with many of your old clothes, which helped make our production of "Little Women" a smashing success. And, of course, there's this year.
Really? You used my old clothes in "Little Women?" I loved that play! That's so neat. What play are you doing this year?
"Cats."
MOMMIE!!
2003-01-10 15:24:53By Afgncaap

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8this might change when im sober
8Good.
7Ooh yeah. Bit clumsy though..crz
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7Predictable, but at least it's held off for a sec.
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7+1 for "you big stupid," -1 for TPTP omission -Cap'n
7If only it ended with TPTP. Oh, and "Cats" is a musical.
6Fresh angle on a well-trodden theme. -PB
6Predictable, and Karen's 2 could use a good pruning, but it builds fine
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6good joke, awkward structure
6Could see it coming, but still passable. Thank god it didn't have TPTP.
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6Grinworthy. Preloggy
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5-- opus
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5-DB
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5wordy 2
5this is at least somewhat creative
5OK joke, but pretty obvious.
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5Interesting colloquial spelling of "Mommy", yo. --VX
5Should have went for the classic.
5too obvious
5a tad predictable. took some of the fun out of it from the word "play"
5wahnt-wahnt. at least no phrase that pays.-todcra
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4huh? musicals aren't plays?
4Except "Cats" isn't a play. I like Karen's "big stupid," though.
4Oh for crying out loud. There's more to Dan/Karen, guys...
3Not again (CB)

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