RED MEAT The Awful Waffle Towards God from the secret files of max cannon
Bite me.
Piss off.
I hope everyone you've ever loved gets anthrax.
Go felch a badger.
Our new line of "in your face" candy hearts is sure to be a hit.
Postman Matt, will you be my valentine?
2003-01-08 22:28:55By markdiscordia

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10hahah. Matt's 2's a bit long for a heart, but, I'm sure he could pull it off.-t
9+1 for "go felch a badger," and I know I'm not the only one -Cap'n
8"Go felch a badger" wins it for me..crz
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7No, you DON'T want to know what "felch" means. Google it if you must.
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7-DB
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7They just work SO WELL together, don't they? -PB
7It's difficult to cram a Simpsons and Salute Your Shorts reference in 1 comic.
7I like this. Yeah.
7My fave hearts: http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html ~afh
7I'd buy them. Afg.
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7Great Dan 2 surpassed only by great Dan 3. --VX
7Will Matt's #2 fit on one of those things? Preloggy
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6-- opus
6-FV
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6Reminds me of my "asswash" one. Vaca
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6 - BFJ -
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6I've seen these, but they weren't as funny as Matt's 2
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6Matt's #2 wouldn't fit on a candy heart. -JM
6Matt 2 is too long for a candy heart, but panel 3 made me not disappointed
5Dan's 3 could be better
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5Might be funnier if I knew what "felch" meant.
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5Mine were better. http://monkeydyne.com/pub/hearts.jpg
5Matt's #2 seems a little long for that.
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5Nice idea, but those must be big candy hearts to fit panel #2's phrases.
5i've actually seen offensive candy hearts. - gtd
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4Wildly unoriginal
3The Simpsons did something very similar (CB)

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