RED MEAT The comic that remakes fluffy bunnies from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Karen. Did you know that cats are natural predators? Their sharp eyesight and nearly prehensile tails give them an edge in the deadly game of natural selection.
That's neat! Tell me more. They don't talk about kitties in school.
They've survived for aeons because of their lightning reflexes and sharp claws. Did you know, they kill an average of three hundred million mice a year?
Ewww... my kitty doesn't kill things!
Well, not anymore, she doesn't. You see, Karen, millions of years of intricate evolutionary progress hasn't allowed the common feline to differentiate between ordinary field mice and field mice that have been coated in plastic explosive.
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2003-01-07 15:48:13By Afgncaap

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8Excellent! Solid Karen & Dan strip
8Very, VERY nice build-up
8Panel #3 is very meaty -JM
8I love it. - gtd (it needs to be wordy to trick her once again)
7+1 for me borrowing idea and forgetting to credit you. -PB
7Wordy, but solid..crz
7Verbosity is good in this case.
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6Roundabout, but good.
6"stuffed with" might be better than "coated in"
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6+1 because I grew up watching "Wild Kingdom"
6eh. -todcra "aeons" is also correct.
6too...many...words. -FV
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5I've decided that I like the wordiness but I think plastic explosive isn't great
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5Sometimes it's not the destination, but the journey that counts.
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4-- opus
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4all too typical (CB)
4Perhaps there's a twist somewhere in the miles and miles of dialogue... --VX
4I'm not sure why the meandering, barely connected intro is getting good reviews.
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4Perhaps dan is nearby with a readio detonator!
4I wonder if Dan secretly works for the pet store
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