RED MEAT grandma got bent over by a reindeer from the secret files of max cannon
I just got back from the mall. All those people rubbing up against you... it's like swimming through molasses!
Yeah! Or licking the floor of a biker bar.
Heh heh! Or cutting off your pinkie with hedge trimmers.
Hmmm...naw. It's not like that.
Why not?
I don't have a shoebox filled with pictures of people getting their pinkies cut off.
2003-01-05 15:44:47By Bernt Pancreas

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8+1 for tag -Cap'n
8Very good. CH
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7Piddling point -- the "hmmmm .. naw" is a tad disruptive. Outside that, it rocks
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6Doesn't quite work for me..crz
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6A very strange individual.
6Comic is merely okay, but damn good tag
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6Tag got a bigger laugh than the comic.
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5-- opus
5Is Ted a frotteurist? --VX
5he's got a lot of kinky porn! ha ha! -todcra
5not quite there (CB)
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4What are the chances there's a website featuring this tag?
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4Ted's first is okay, but after that...

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