| S | Comment |
| 10 | I've been laughing for 5 minutes..crz |
| 10 | 3: retards might not plot against you, but Earl might think they do -BN |
| 10 | Absolutely flawless. (3s: it's called "paranoia" read about it some time.) -DG |
| 10 | Heartless and Beautiful CH |
| 10 | bahahhahahahahahhaha. -todcra |
| 10 | -FV |
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| 9 | Can't go wrong with retards - CC |
| 9 | Holy evil hell. This is awesome. -OQP |
| 9 | Gave it an 8. Kept laughing. Upgraded. -- opus |
| 8 | just excellent -bbg |
| 8 | Oh, ICK! --John |
| 8 | Inventive and disturbed; Earl doesn't get a lot better than this. -PB |
| 8 | lmfao |
| 8 | - BFJ - |
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| 8 | Tam |
| 8 | Mean, evil, and how anyone voted 3 I have NO clue -- THM |
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| 8 | Meaty goodness, oh yes. --TRT |
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| 8 | Beautifily sick and twisted, but in an innocent sort of way -JM |
| 8 | I can't knock this for "retarded" when I wrote a joke about the blind. --VX |
| 8 | I love this. - gtd employee of the month for january (dave, i mean)? |
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| 8 | Fan-fucking-tastic. |
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| 8 | How is 1 a cheat, how does 2 not conect and how is 3 random? I don't get it |
| 7 | -DB |
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| 7 | Dave, you magnificent bastard. I read your book! Preloggy |
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| 7 | sickest comic here, but I'm not deducting |
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| 6 | cheap but dark enough to pull through (CB) |
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| 3 | This is just a really weak joke that has garnered some ridiculously high votes! |
| 3 | Retards don't (well) plot against you. |
| 3 | Earl calls him "imaginary" in 1 to set up joke even though he knows difference |
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