RED MEAT comedy's lump of coal in your stocking from the secret files of max cannon
On Christmas Eve, we placed the dead clown at busy intersection with a santa hat on his head and a cardboard sign that said: "Destitute Santa. Please Give."
But when we went to see him on Christmas morning he was gone! It turns out someone else was even more inspired than we were.
Two blocks away, the members of the 8th Avenue Church were arriving to find a new baby Jesus in their nativity scene.
2002-12-24 21:08:18By Death Goat

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9Nearly flawless; great writing but lame tag. --VX
9outstanding
8Season's greetings!! crz
8+1 for being sheerly massively disturbing.
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8+1 because I always put the sheep where the manger should be
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8had to ruin it with the tag, didn't you? ~afh
8Fun.
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7 - BFJ -
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7Those wacky Christians. Preloggy
7-FV
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6Feels like a list of "Yuletide Uses for a Dead Clown". Good list, though. -PB
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6wow
6somewhat better than most dead clown jokes
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5Sorry man, does nowt for me.
5-DB
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5Clown is in a rut.
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5hah. -todcra
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4#1 is great, but it goes downhill from there -JM
4run of the mill (CB)
4-- opus
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3Adding the missing "a" in panel 1 will not save this garbage.
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3nah, the 1st panel's idea is way more inspired than the 3rd

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