RED MEAT 23 December 2020: the year megahal became self-aware from the secret files of max cannon
Alright. Let me make sure I've got this right.
You and Mom didn't wash for a couple of months, then you rubbed rats all over each other.
And that's how you got me?
Sorry, son. I thought you asked where scabies came from.
2002-12-23 18:17:56By Bernt Pancreas

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9Absolutely love it. --VX
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8Heh... oh man... - CC
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8funny
8Not how you get scabies, but funny anyway.
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8These father/son moments are touching -- Nuke
8This I like..crz
8haha. -todcra
8Makes me wish we could see Ted's #4. -Cap'n
8Nice. -- opus
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7Heh. -PB
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7you are getting funnier as time goes by, my friend
7Now THAT'S a twist -JM
7Gross and funny, way to go!
7Eccch. Seems meaty.
7yuck
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7Brevity is the soul of wit.
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6What a coincidence, that's how I got scabies, too!
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5Keep the puns on the BB. ~afh
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5Ewwww! Gross without really being funny.
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5a bit of a weak finish. I knew the kid was going there
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3Another awful pun (CB)

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