RED MEAT and the dreidel will rock from the secret files of max cannon
I'm sick of you peeking in my windows!
I'd watch what I do around this time of year. You know what happens to bad kids? Santa comes down their chimney.
I thought he came down good kids' chimneys.
Yes, but in their case he wears a condom.
2002-12-22 12:09:08By Bernt Pancreas

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8Oh man. Way to ruin Christmas. ~afh
7Doesn't REALLY work if you think about it . . . but I still laughed. -Cap'n
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7aah!
7hardey har har
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7Oh merciful God. Preloggy
7Say hello to my new favorite tag. This 7's for you. --VX
6ewww! -JM
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6oh lord! gives a new meaning to being naughty and nice. - gtd
6Saw it in 2..crz
6Ew ew ew ew ew.
6I can't tell if it's a play on "came" or if it's a "Santa rapes kids" joke
6But how does he come down the chimney with a condom on? Soooo close...
6Crude but okay.
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6Nice usage of "chimney"; took me by surprise. -DG
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6Nasty and inventive, but two parts of 3 don't actually work together. -PB
6funnier if it's not a pun
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5saw it coming .... :-)
5Ick! That's Ken for ya...
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5ugh. -todcra
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4A come/cum joke has to be pretty boffo these days
3Just sex word play here, too bad.
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3-FV
3-- opus
2Ouch!!! AWFUL AWFUL pun (CB)

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