RED MEAT Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting! from the secret files of max cannon
Wally, have you always had a beard?
Actually Ted, this isn't a beard at all.
What are you talking about?
This is really some sort of facial fungus I picked up back in WWII.
I didn't know you fought in the war.
I didn't. But I sure did learn a lesson from using government cheese as shaving cream.
2002-12-13 09:37:14By Preloggy

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8much better
8MUCH better. *chuckles* ~afh
8much better. -todcra
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7Better than orig-JM
7Much better
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7What's not to like?
7Two! Two jokes for the price of one! -PB
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6ick...but in a better way. - gtd
6Charming enough. --VX
6Better, but I'm still waiting for the big finish.
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5Slightly OOC and the WWII is more distracting than humorous (CB)
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4I liked the original one better
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2DELETE IT. -- opus

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