RED MEAT warning: may contain humor-like substance from the secret files of max cannon
Nick, I'd like to have a word with you about how you're coaching the team.
No sweat. Hey, were you at last night's game?
As a matter of fact, yes. I've never seen that kind of violence on a Jr. High girls' basketball court.
I know! Beautiful, wasn't it?
Nick, your players stormed the court en-masse and hospitalized the visiting team!
Hey, I've been TRYING to teach 'em to kill, but I figure, cut 'em some slack. They're young, it's early in the season . . .
2002-12-12 10:56:12By Pete B

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6that's Nick alright
6Cute and meaty, but...you know. ~afh
6+1 for a Max-like tag
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5Vintage Nick but somehow falls flat for me. -- opus
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5nothing wrong with it other than I just didn't find it that great.
5Max did great Nick and violent girl team joke. Preloggy
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5eh. -todcra
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4Too familiar ground (CB)
4This is a bit of a poo-stain..crz
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4Nick three needs some slimming down -IS
4and the beat goes on........
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4A perfect example of straightforward unfunny. --VX
4Nick by numbers
4There are better comics with a similar theme.
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