RED MEAT Sugar Plums and Groping Bums from the secret files of max cannon
C'mon, Son... get your shoes on, and let's head down to the Mall so you can sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!
For Christ's sakes, Dad, I stopped believing in Santa 5 years ago! Yet every year, you drag me down to the Mall and make me sit on this creepy old man's crotch for like, 15 minutes! It's almost as if you've got some kind of deal with him.
Alright... I'll give you a 25 percent cut.
50. Or I walk.
2002-12-12 00:59:00By ChickenCow

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8Another classic father and son moment. ~afh
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7CC is back. Let the perverted times roll. Preloggy
7+1 if you take out the period after 50. -- opus
7Cute, a bit too long in 1
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6If only the first panel wasn't so bulky... the pause is needed, though. -DG
6heh. -todcra
6Heh. In character, new angle. -PB
6You misread it. The mall Santa pays Ted to get William to sit on his lap.
6too obvious
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5Is Ted the mall Santa? Incest ain't funny...hopefully I misread it. --VX
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5I feel that 3 should be better than what any reader would write after 1
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4no, not incest. It's just another "I get a cut or I walk" strip
4Sorry man, very old ground been stumbled over here.
4suffers bad from poor execution (CB)
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4ugh -JM
4Very wordy #1, with insufficient payback. Cut of what?
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