RED MEAT Christmas Sitcom - Mad About Jew from the secret files of max cannon
Did you know that I am not a lemonhead at all but actually a handsome prince who's been cursed?
Just one kiss and I shall change into my original form and then grant you three wishes.
You must have realized that my programming would see through this ineffectual ruse.
You'll screw a soda machine for hours but can't give me one kiss. Truly I am Mayberry's sphincter.
2002-12-11 15:58:33By Preloggy

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8I'd use a word other than "sphincter" but otherwise it's great. -Cap'n
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8 - BFJ -
7Because Johnny's #3 made me smile
7awesome tag and use of "sphincter"
7I love desperate JLH, but JLH 3 sentence 2 leaves me cold. -PB
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7New twist... -JM
7I friggin' love panel 3. - gtd
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7I can see why some people wouldn't like this.... but I do..crz
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6-DB
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6Sound enuff.
6-- opus
6Johnny looking for robo-love is kinda out of character.
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6Johnny's a hard character to get really good results with
6For some reason I laughed at this... maybe it was JLH's #3. -DG
6brings a smile, poor JLH
6Remove Johnny's last sentance for gold.
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6It's not a 5, not yet a 7... --VX
6+1 without JLH's last line
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5A sphincter says what? ~afh
5+1 for "Mayberry's sphincter." I think this could be great with polishing.
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5JLH's 3 ruins this bad (CB)
5Better wording of JL3, please
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5-FV
5I'd change JL's 3 to something like "...i'm so lonely" or something. -todcra
4#1 is great. -several for panel 3, especially "Mayberry's sphincter"
4Pretty easy to see coming. Panel three doesn't improve anything.
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