RED MEAT too hot for tahiti trot (from Open) from the secret files of max cannon
My wife tried to get me to take a bath with her the other day. I was all, "Woman, you crazy."
Ugh. Women can be so irritating. That's almost as bad as women wanting to talk or cuddle after sex.
I mean, I've just spent the past two hours pounding the wife with the baloney pony, and she ends up wrapped around me like some sort of mental patient on a carnival ride.
I get the feeling neither of us is a hopeless romantic.
I'm like, "Hey! Ride's over! Disembark!"
2002-12-10 21:19:21By Death Goat

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8I don't know why this works, but it does. -- opus
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7This is the un-Meat. It's also hilarious. -OQP
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7Heatless. I like it. CH
7Some of this I like, some I don't.... but it ended well..crz
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7Crass as hell, but works nicely somehow. -PB
7-DB
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7Except I bet for Ted it only lasts as long as the average carny ride. ~afh
7Ted being able to slam the ham for 2 hours is funny in itself. - gtd
7Saw it - liked it. Ted #3 is classic. Preloggy
7I think it's the rhythm of Don's dialogue/silence/dialogue that makes this. --VX
7ouch
6It's about the best possible telling of a stupid, cliched, hackneyed joke. -todc
6Ted's "mental patient on a carnival ride" is great -JM
6+3 for Ted's 2, -2 for lack of real punch at end...
6Okay dialogue minus "baloney pony"
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6nice text but not really a joke (CB)
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6about as meaty as celery flavored tofu, but amusing exchange
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6Not meaty, but Ted's 3 worth +1.
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6Dialog is good, but I'm conditioned to look for the big surprise.
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5slightly amusing, but no sting
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3More like a poor Dennis Miller wannabe's rant than a cohesive strip. Sorry
2oh so funny!!! hahahahahahahahahahah. yeahright.

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