RED MEAT lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo) from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, you big meanie! What did you do with my new bike?
Karen, I've wanted a bike for a long time. I prayed for a bike for weeks. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way.
So I just stole yours and asked him to forgive me.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2002-11-26 01:22:40By Death Goat

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8wow, DG, intelligent humor!
8brian emo kicks ass
8Nicely done.
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8He helps those who help themselves..crz
8heh. I just really dig Emo Philips. -todcra
8I smiled. Good stuff. --John
8hmm, that's why I haven't gotten my million dollars yet...-JM
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7Nice. -IF
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7So Christian. Preloggy
7Dan makes such a wonderful theologan. -PB
7heard this joke before, which USUALLY means a lowball from me (CB)
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6Similar to that Bill Hicks joke aswell isn't it?
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6God helps those that help themselves. ~afh
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6I believe that's how many Christians actually operate!
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5Don't go to the Emo well too often
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