RED MEAT slack rodent motherfucker from the secret files of max cannon
It was six months later when the dead clown returned. This time, though, not only were his arms broken off, but so were his legs. All four limbs, placed neatly in a pile beside him.
After some nails and some varnish, he was the best damn table we ever had.
Sure, his torso was a bit uneven, but his mouth made a dandy cupholder.
2002-11-23 04:00:43By todcra

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8Some of the best writing the RMCS has ever seen. --VX
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7Cute. Gruesome, but cute. Afg.
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7The Ethan Allen Clown collection: coming to a store near you -JM
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7I like it
7good clown
6I prefer to use my clown's mouth to open beer bottles. ~afh
6Passably fucked-up. -PB
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4Can't get into the clown strips - CC
4Wordy and ultimately disappointing.
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3making a dead clown into a table is beyond stupid (CB)
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