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I tried to post videos of my truck running over your kitten to flatpets.com, but I kept getting these bizarre errors. "Beep beep beep!"
So I switched to a Mac. Now I'm doing Gaussian blurs on the bloodstains and inverting the colors of your kittens' intestines with ease!
My name is Dan, and I'm a sadist.
I hate you, Mac man Dan.
2002-11-21 23:33:26By markdiscordia

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9Flatpets.com is priceless! --John
8I know too many "mac men." And I HATE those spots. ~afh
8If it had been meaty instead of a parody, it woulda been a 10.
8Way to follow the meme.
8Topical, but it's about time someone skewerd one of those dumbass mac ads.
8For the record: "flatpets.com" appears to be up for grabs. -PB
8A joke that will soon go the way of the MedicAlert bracelet, but go Mac! --VX
8+1 because I'm a Mac man.
7-FV
7Awesome parody of the iMac ads -Cap'n
7 - BFJ -
7Alright, which of you registered this domain? -DB
7Clever and geeky. Preloggy
7Presumably a parody of those Switch ads...
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7I'd use a sharpen filter on the blood instead of a gauss blur -JM
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6Nice twist on a dumb ad campaign.
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6Like everything but the contrived Karen line, and cat murder of course
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6I see a disturbing trend developing.
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5You don't need a mac for that. Oh, and its not funny.
5That pun is HORRRRRRRIBBLE.
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5It'd go up a few if you drop Karen completely. -todcra
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4How about you use a black background with black text on this one
4I'm a nerd, I even I think this sucks..crz
4and then i had to write it again and i had to do it fast so it wasnt as good...
3just not funny. boring even.
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3-- opus
1This is shit! (CB)

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