RED MEAT you don't know where that finger's been from the secret files of max cannon
I've lost all control over my bladder and bowels. I'm incapable of tying my shoes.
I can't remember where I live, or what my phone number is. I've got one foot in the next world already!
Sorry, mine hasn't come on yet at all.
Well, take a couple more; there's plenty.
2002-11-19 17:39:52By PerlDiver

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8I don't usually like drug jokes but this one's funny, realistic & understated -S
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8Never saw it coming, but I recall experiences similar to it. Bravo! --John
8very good but perhaps Teds last line could be clearer (CB)
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8This is probably the best "drugged out characters" comic I've seen.
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7drugs?
7Not too shabby. -PB
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6better than average drug joke
6giving the benefit of the doubt as a welcoming present
6-DB
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6passable drug joke. - gtd
6Good twist -especially for drug joke. Preloggy
6Fair drug joke..crz
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6heh, not bad. -todcra
6Ho hum drug joke.
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5took me a while... a bit obscure --J.
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5typical druggie joke -JM
5Drug joke?
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4Ted's three too contrived for the joke.
4Just how many stoners have we got here? --VX
4+1 now that I get the joke (after reading the comments) -FV
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3Ted taking drugs? Well I never!
3Seen this exact joke at least twice before
3-- opus
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1Too lame and overused. ~afh

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