RED MEAT some loathsome load from the secret files of max cannon
You people make me sick. I go on a three day bender and this is the kinda crap I have to come back to? What do ya want from me? What?
Sure, I may be insanely drunk and yes, I have no idea what's going on, but I know scum when I see it. And you, my friends, you are scum. Pure...and... sim.....sim...s.ss...
.....ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ.. ZZZZZ.....
Ahem. Yes thank you for that, Stacy. Still having trouble with that elusive first step, I see.
2002-11-18 21:08:15By Mingelover

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9heh. could be a little smoother, but hey. -todcra
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8Heartless and Beautiful. CH
8Heh. And I thought it was a RMCS member catching up after a long weekend... ~afh
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8Absolutely love the joke, even if it's a bit self-referential. --VX
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6An AA meeting - twist not there but still too charming to vote down (CB)
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6Long lead-up, but I found "elusive first step" humorous
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6needs a better AA #3, but good idea
6Yep, I smiled. Preloggy
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5Stacy at A.A. could be a gold mine, but this one doesn't quite hit the vein.
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5I like the crazy drunken rant, but 3 is a terrible letdown.
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4Just doesn't really do it for me.
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4"three day bender" in 1 gives away too much of the surprise. -FV
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