RED MEAT The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humor from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, what was that horrible noise?
I had a little trouble in the bathroom.
I told you not to eat that bowl of chili before bed.
It wasn't the chili, it was your unholy fascination with Martha Stewart.
What do you mean?
No sane person keeps decorative cacti beside the spare rolls of toilet paper.
2002-11-12 14:06:21By Jmillius

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8Owowowowowowowow . . . . -PB
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8The only thing I don't like is the Martha Stewart ref
8both tag and strip are meaty
7Unwitting prostration of your hemorrhoids: it's a good thing. --VX
7heh. I like that it's a poop joke setup, but then it's not actually. -todcra
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7nice poop joke
7Ask Martha how to rub nuts briskly with a soft cloth. ~afh
7Would be funnier if it weren't just Ted's hands getting pricked by the cacti...
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6No need for the Stewart ref - OK otherwise (CB)
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6+1 for a, um, "fresh" twist on the noble poo joke. -DG
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5by the numbers, but it lacks...um...oomph!
4Before the cactus ref. I thought he got diarrhea just from looking at Martha.
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