RED MEAT Paranoia is my only friend from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Wally. You're looking good today.
Thank you. I lost twenty pounds this week.
New diet? Anything I can try?
I don't know, it requires you to do some massive purging.
You mean like those supermodels?
Not quite. Here, fill out this organ donor card.
2002-11-09 17:34:43By todcra

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
7
7Cool. --VX
7
7
7
7-Cap'n
7
6Meaty - build up could use some tinkering (CB)
6
6-PB
6
6 - BFJ -
6
6
6
6
6
6Finally found a good angle on this one
6it wasn't all that bad, but organs and fat was just so clever
6I know some poeple who would try that -JM
6
6
5
5
5its better than before
5"organs and fat" was far more unique (and funnier).
5
5-DB
5had to read it twice to get it.
5
5
5
5AttributionDammit: "Thank you, AmpuSystem!"
5-FV
5That's dedication to losing weight!
5
4-- opus
4Doesn't quite make sense..crz
4
4
4
4
4I still like "organs and fat" better

0.005224 seconds