RED MEAT A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now) from the secret files of max cannon
Hello? Ooh, yeah. Slap it hard, knead it good. That's right, now rub it all over. C'mon, you know I like it hot, girl. Don't stop now!
That was great, baby. You were terrific. Fifteen dollars? Don't worry, you saucy vixen, I got my Mastercard right here.
I guess this explains why the pepperoni always spells out "go to hell, perv."
And don't skimp on the cheese this time, you vivacious pizza wench.
2002-11-06 19:02:15By StikyIcky

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8*laughs* Having been a former pizza wench... ~afh
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8Beautiful. F-ing beautiful. Good to see you listen to comments.
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7-ballpn
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7This is much better, and Ted's comments make more sense now!
7-IF
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7I liked the other one better a bit (I meant to flip ted, so he's facing away)-to
7Dan's #3 could be tighter -Cap'n
7William 3 makes this
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6I like the idea, but that's a LOT of pepperoni. -PB
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6Maybe he has a pipe-shaped phone
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6I seem to remember preferring the other one. Too wordy, this. --VX
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6-FV
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6Functionally the same
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5what is ted doing?
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5William's #3 upgrades this from "inexcusable" to "needs work"
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4still does nothing for me. not a damn thing no matter how many times i read it
4Still stinks
4Ted's 3 brings it down. -- opus
3nah - sorry (CB)
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