RED MEAT time for toffee calk from the secret files of max cannon
Oh, it's so fulfilling to spend your day doing God's work.
You? God's work?
Yes, God's work. You see, Karen, God feeds off our tears. He gives us things just to take them away again to make us cry. And then he grows stronger on our sadness.
He does not!
That's why he keeps giving you kitties.
I hate you Milkman Dan!
2002-11-01 18:55:41By Alice From Hell

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10hahaha, I dig Dan's theology. -todcra
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9I really, really like this one. Vaca
8Not exactly creative, but certainly gets points for PROFOUNDNESS of evil.
7Still want a better 3, but +1 on reread. Setup has grown on me. -PB
7This would be funnier if you just capitalized every "He". --VX
7Nice one!
7Strech Dan's 2 across panels 1&2 -JM
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7As Max Cannonish as one can get without actually BEING Max Cannon. -DG
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6good use of the phrase
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6Hey, I'm all 'bout Dan killing kittens, but Dan as a Cthulhu worshipper?
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5TPTP needs a comma
5Potential is there, but payoff is lacking
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5Subject matter is really standard. I would have liked "caulk" in the tag better.
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4could we move from kittens to, say, bicycles? or dolls?
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4Too basic a premise. Preloggy
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3-5 gazillion for kitty reference!
3-- opus

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