RED MEAT psychobabble and the forty peeves from the secret files of max cannon
Look at this mess! Come here, son. I'm going to teach how to do things a little more neatly.
See? Squeeze from one end towards the other. Not in the middle, that just makes a mess.
You better put down Mrs. Flaherty's dachshund before she sees you.
She shouldn't let it crap all over the neighborhood. Watch: if you start at the other end you can stop the annoying yapping.
2002-10-21 21:55:56By Bernt Pancreas

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8Get rid of Ted 3 altogether for 10. This is GOLD..crz
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8I like the "start at the other end" visual
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7Splendid imagery. "Dachshund" the perfect dog for the gag. -PB
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7This gets a +1 for avoiding the easy penis joke.
7Goes up 1 if you change to a poodle. Preloggy
7heh. -todcra
7Nice change up. ~afh
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6Panel 3 went on too long, but squeezing dachshunds rules
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6Good idea. Cut each in panel 3 by half.
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5no - sorry (CB)
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5As a dachshund-lover, I'm not too offended. As a grammar-checker... --VX
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4-1 because I used to own a dachshund; they aren't chihuahuas, they don't yap.
4-- opus

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