RED MEAT putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check) from the secret files of max cannon
What's it like workin' for Ted, bein' a robot an all?
Frustrating. I am continually faced with his idiocies and failures, yet prevented by my programming from destroying him.
Sounds kinda like the way I am wit' my old pickup.
Why don't you trade it in for a new one?
Well, I got a sentimental 'tachment, bein' as I lost my virginity in the back seat.
I know the feeling.
2002-10-21 11:06:52By Vaca

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9I cringed, I laughed, me likely. ~afh
7Tinman Bix is a Ted tormentor, not a Ted molester. -FV
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7Bix lost his virginity to Ted or to the pickup? Either way it's good.
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7Bix losing his virginity to Ted....
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7Bix's last is a capper. Preloggy
7Took about a split-second; any delayed reaction is a plus in my book. --VX
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7Really good but could flow better (change bix 1) (CB)
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6WHO'S BEEN VOTING MY ACCOUNT? "Subtler than most" my ass.
6nice one. - gtd
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6Nice. -DG
5Must have been a crew cab.
5Not sure I get Bix's #3 -Cap'n
5Must be a mighty bog pickup to have a back seat big enough!
5Ted sodomized Bix, or some other scenario? Poor analogy, unpleasant idea anyway.
5did Ted lose his virginity in Bix's back seat?
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5.... it doesn't, really. -todcra
5I get it, but I don't like it.
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4I don't understand Bix's #3 at all.
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4See, I wanna equate BIX with the pickup, not Ted. Distracting. -PB
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