RED MEAT L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a Bone from the secret files of max cannon
With my super speed, I can travel great distances in no time and retrieve massive amounts of candy this Halloween.
With my menacing visage and lack of emotions, I can extract huge hordes of candy in a small area through threats and fear.
So what do you do with all of your candy?
Give it to homeless diabetics. This is a great planet, isn't it?
2002-10-17 17:57:16By Preloggy

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8-Cap'n
8hee hee! -todcra
8Okay, Bix 3 kills me. -PB
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7Cut the end of Bix's #3, +1 for the tag -JM
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7Great tagline, too. --John
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7Yikes! -CC
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7Has potential. --TRT
6Sounds like Ted or Dan is in a Bix costume!
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6Setup is poor, OK punch (CB)
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6Bix 3 is just pure evil. -FV
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6tag is awesome, Bix 3 is ho-hum
6Bix's last would seem more like a Spuderman thing.
5-- opus
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5Um..hrm..not liking the third. Kinda like the tag. ~afh
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5So many errors; whole comic would be better in past tense; "Cubbard"?
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4bah.
4"Cupboard". Also "mean alone" != joke.
4Long trip for such a tiny little joke, man. --VX

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