RED MEAT samhain I am from the secret files of max cannon
What have you been up to, Wally?
Oh, just tinkering in my workshop. I really built up an appetite. Care to join me for dinner?
Sure. What are we having?
Tomato soup, goulash, creamed corn, milk and chocolate pudding.
That'll take a while to fix. Want me to come back later?
No, it's what I had for lunch. Let me grab a glass and I'll demonstrate my latest invention: the Beard Press.
2002-10-17 01:26:16By Bernt Pancreas

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9Bravo. CH
8Meaty.
8Gross and funny (CB)
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8heh. it's actually pretty meaty. -todcra
7Flavor saver!
7Drop Ted #1, swap positions, give Ted a good #3 for many extra points
7+1 because I get food in my beard too; tag doesn't work when pronounced
7i love it. - gtd
7Gut-wrenching. Funny, but gut-wrenching. -PB
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6Nice to see a bit of irish in the tag!
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6Hugluglug! Preloggy
6Wow, that's terrific beard! --VX
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6Yuck
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5Wally 3 doesn't flow as well as it could from Ted 3..crz
5utterly foul (just fyi: "samhain" is usually pronounced SOW-wen)
4Disgusting, and that's about it.
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4-DB
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4Old Mad Magazine joke and not funny there.
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2Sorry. -- opus

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