RED MEAT dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised) from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Matt, are you okay? You look a little pissed off.
Damn right I'm pissed. My stinking boss just fired me. I'm driving down to the post office right now with my hunting knives, and I'm going to stick him to the wall like Miss February. Then I'm going to disembowel him with a wooden cooking spoon.
I call shotgun.
2002-10-14 06:18:44By Death Goat

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8Elegant. --John
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8-ballpn
8nice
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7Nice. Preloggy
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7Nice. -IF
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7awesome
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7Pure goodness -JM
7should have seen it coming. didn't. +1. -FV
7nice 2-BP
7-- opus
6fair (CB)
6-DB
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6Matt and Dan just make SUCH a cute couple, don't they? -PB
6I don't know what to think...for once, I call for a pun-withdrawal. --VX
6Classic, gave me a smile. +1 for tag -1 for wordy #2. ~afh
6Not bad, but it really needs a better if still-tidy conclusion.
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6Not awesome, but pretty good for a Monday.
6Switch Matt and Dan's position, move the text to #1 trimmed, and #2 blank?
6#3 sounds like a good punchline somewhere else, but out of place here
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52 is great, 3 neeeds punch
5Ew, you made the wording worse. "Shotgun" was vastly superior.
5I liked the other one better, but.. -todcra
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5but who else is going?
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4Dan's last coment makes this one slightly better.
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