RED MEAT waging the war on ducks from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, I've been talking with a number of young people involved in an "animal rights" group, and they present a compelling case. I beseech Thee for guidance. Are they right?
Well ... they are and they aren't. Animals do indeed have souls. But so do plants. Therefore, it's a mortal sin to kill either one.
But ... is there ANYTHING we can eat?
Nope. Cows, chickens, corn, ... hell, even individual grapes. Consuming any of them is a crime against Me.
So ... You're saying we're ALL completely screwed.
Yup. Sorry. For what it's worth, at least now I know better than to create a universe when I'm in a "touchy-feely" kinda mood.
2002-10-03 10:13:52By Pete B

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9This totally rocks, Pete. -S
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8Brilliant -IS
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8Time to rewrite Genesis. Preloggy
8Man, you guys are harsh. This is awesome!
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7cute
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7Very passable theological humor.
7Cannon-esque.
7I like the "touchy-feely" god.
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6God's 3 is worth salvaging. --VX
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6damn ducks
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6Comic is plain, but the last line is great. -DG
6heh. -todcra
6Clincher redeems an overlong setup
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6too wordy for me, but good all the same
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5I am perplexed by the last bubble. why that?
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4Fair point but has no place as a joke (CB)
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