RED MEAT The fearsome scream of the mountain loin from the secret files of max cannon
Father, does God have a belly button?
Ah, the innocent curiosity of youth. If He created man in His own image, He must have one, though we may not understand why.
Also, since God is good and all-powerful, why did He create evil?
Probably to scare nosy little kids into shutting up.
2002-10-03 00:24:17By BagHead

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8But where was God's umbillical cord to make the bellybutton, eh?
8Everything about this is good. --VX
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5I'm just not feeling the vibe on this one. I'll check it out later
4Going nowhere... --TRT
4"Creating hell for those who ask questions like that!" --THM
4How does 1 flow into 3? crz
4God wouldn't have a belly button, neither would Adam or Eve (CB)
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3Padre's #3 could be a lot more creative/malicious

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