RED MEAT burning down the dog ... and it's still burning from the secret files of max cannon
"Milkman Dan," you hereby stand accused of encouraging innocent children to consume liquid meat, and of selling AND delivering this vile product of bovine suffering! What do you have to say for yourself?
Well?
You know, you may well be the most pathetic underachievers in PETA history.
Silence, monster!
2002-10-02 14:48:32By Pete B

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8Okay, I laughed. A bunch. :) Even though I've given PETA money. --John
6PETA wants you to drink beer instead of milk :-)
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6I like it, but I think there might be a more humorous way to use PETA here.
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5I love PETA cracks, but 3 needs improvement
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5MMD vs PETA has potential but this is lame
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5Liquid Meat? Do they really call it that?
5I'd rate this higher, maybe, but... liqiud meat? Que?
5eh. -todcra
5PETA bashing is fun if it's done well.
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4Yes, PETA really does call it "liquid meat". -DB
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4the last line was the only thing I liked. - gtd
4No real punch or flow. Preloggy
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3I thought he was actually liquifying meat and selling it. That's funnier.
3does nothing (CB)
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3Nope. Not accessible to me. Sorry. --TRT
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3You wanna bash something, go after the Bush administration. --VX

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