RED MEAT any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidental from the secret files of max cannon
My brother got so frustrated screaming his order into the broken drive-through intercom that he finally pulled out his .357 revolver and emptied it. That's when we found out a performance artist in a clown suit had been yanking his chain the entire time.
Turns out the guy had a video camera set up to record himself screwing with people. But even though the tape showed my brother reloaded twice, the best the prosecutor could do was get him convicted of "disturbing the peace."
The prize money from "America's Funniest Home Videos" covered the attorney fees and everything.
2002-09-26 10:28:17By Pete B

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10Ah, that's one of the best Dead Clowns ever
9Excellent swipe at a terrible show. That's a long-ass tag! --VX
9Works on so many levels.
9Best dead clown ever. -IS
8Great clown. -- opus
8Vaca
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8I like it on several levels. Kills clown - gets away - good TV. Preloggy
8Nice clown -JM
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8Likey velly much..crz
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7wow
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7I like the first two panels, third could be better. +shouldn't it be reloading?
7Ahh, a funny dead clown joke.
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7still a seven for the gun play aspect. - gtd
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6-1 for wordiness, but good start -Cap'n
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6heh. -todcra 5: No, it's not, it's "attorney".
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6how rubbish is the prosecuter? Ok nonetheless (CB)
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5Too wordy.
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5Would be better if you extended panel 1 over all three panels
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5when you fix an error, delete the original
5too wordy
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5"attourney"
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