RED MEAT tao jones from the secret files of max cannon
O Lord, might you have any words of wisdom for your devoted servant?
Sure: "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
I wasn't speaking to you, Ted.
That's a matter of debate.
2002-09-25 08:02:50By Death Goat

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9+1 for tag (and knowing how it's pronounced). -- opus
9Ha ha ha ha!
8Three makes this a gem. -PB
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8hahaah, ted's 3 rules. -todcra
8I like how Ted thinks Padre is his bitch.
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7Not sure of Ted's #3
7good tag too
7Love Ted's responses. Preloggy
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7Nice Meaty twist -JM
7If I envision Ted passed out behind the altar, it works. V
7this is a good day for funny - gtd
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7BP
6Playground jokes rarely work in Red Meat; good tag, though.
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6Great wording, don't know if I like the open panel.
6I like this but #3 could be further improved (CB)
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6Ted's 1 could be read as a pun. --VX
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6Everything rocks until you get to the buzzkill of a Ted 3
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5Why is Ted there? His last is weak anyway.
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5need a better Ted 1
4no it's not.
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