RED MEAT Lord of the Swings from the secret files of max cannon
O Lord, what do you see when you look down from your heavenly throne?
I see Milkman Dan in the parking lot, letting the air out of your tires.
Would it be impious of me to ask you to strike him dead?
No can do. He pays even more for protection than you do.
2002-09-25 01:44:46By Conrad Zaar

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9I totally dig this one: gag, writing, character use, everything. -S
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7Not picturing Dan as religious, but trying to bribe God, yes. --TRT
7I like it -- jnc
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7I like. -PB
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7another winner. god is sooo in character here. - gtd
7I agree, +1 for "tithes".
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7Maybe "smite him" is better for Padre's 3
7Not sure that God #3 is the best way to finish it.
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7That would explain a lot of things -JM
6heh. -todcra
6Solid but MMD would do more than deflating tires IMHO. Preloggy
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6This is cool. I like the tag, too. --VX
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6God 3 prevents this from being higher
6Corrupt God is always good for a chuckle.
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5Change "pays" to "tithes" for +1.
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5good up until God 3 (CB)
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3I really hate this sort of gag

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