RED MEAT Dr. Bloody Discharge from the secret files of max cannon
What did you want to consult me about, young man?
I'm asking for forgiveness on behalf of my father.
Oh dear. What did Ted do this time?
I found him masturbating in the living room in front of the bay window! The entire neighbourhood could see him!
Why didn't you just close the blinds?
I was too busy setting up deck chairs and taking the money.
2002-09-25 00:24:32By Conrad Zaar

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8like father, like son. - gtd
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8That's exactly right. --VX
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7Marvelous.
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6This might be funnier if William asks forgiveness for himself. Or not. -PB
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6heh, not sure why people'd want to see Ted masturbating, but hey. -todcra
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6Why would William rat out dad when he's profiting from it? Preloggy
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5Who'd pay for that?
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5William's payoff is sweet, but the setup is a little shaky.
5sorry, this one is just seems a little shticky to me
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4No one would pay to watch Ted masturbate.
4it seems rich him asking forgiveness for his father (CB)
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4He thinks masturbating in public is wrong, but charging to watch is ok?
4I don't find that to be a plausible end result
4-- opus

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