RED MEAT the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0) from the secret files of max cannon
... at first, he was really nice to me. He let me borrow his van and everything.
But then, Mr. T got all cranky. He picked me up and tossed me like a javelin.
Dan, the great thing about therapists is that even if they don't give a rat's ass about your screwed-up dreams, they still pretend to care.
I must have landed on my head pretty hard, because whenever I tried to talk, all I could do was make this weird "wowowow" noise.
2002-09-24 23:45:10By Pete B

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9I really have to stop drinking coffee while reading these -JM
8I love it. --DG
8ha! way to put me in my place!-BP
8im glad someone read my link in the forum-BTG
8Love MMD's # 2. Preloggy
7+1 for wowowowow
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7Heh. Great Meta
7better, but I'd prefer to strip the meta from dan's 3 all together. -t
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6Oh, man, not "wowowowowowow" again!
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6Dan's #3 must be some kind of meta-meat masterpiece
6Not sure if Ted's #3 really nails it -Cap'n
6ted's line is long winded but good
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6nice use of the wowowow. - gtd
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6Passably good describes this perfectly.
5this isn't as much surreal as pointless. and you throw a javelin.
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5+1 for Mr. T ref!
5I do like Dan's #3.
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5Now that's humorous! Today's comedians could learn from this.
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4falls down at the end (CB)
4-2 for wowowowowow..crz
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3Oh for Christ's sake
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