RED MEAT the department of surrealism presents ... from the secret files of max cannon
... at first, he was really nice to me. He let me borrow his van and everything.
But then, Mr. T got all cranky. He picked me up and tossed me like a javelin.
Dan, the great thing about therapists is that even if they don't give a rat's ass about your screwed-up dreams, they still pretend to care.
I'm sure it would have hurt like the dickens if I hadn't landed on that herd of rampaging demon monkeys ...
2002-09-24 21:56:02DELETEDBy Pete B

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6this would go higher but monkeys are getting too thick round these parts
6Ted's #3 is great; revise Dan's #3 for +1 --DG
5Ted 3 is good, the rest needs work
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5Maybe funnier if it turns out not to be a dream?
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5You shot who in the what now? --VX
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5really good if you didn't have the demon monkeys. -todcra
5Meta and needs a better conclusion that the morbidly tired "demon monkeys&q
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4But...why demon monkeys?
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3Bad use of Demon Monkeys
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