RED MEAT fan-fiction for my fictional fans from the secret files of max cannon
Playing pirates is the best. I wish you could come by and play all the time.
Arg, my pleasure laddy.
What now, capt'n?
First we'll raid Admiral Dan's truck, drink all of his milk and sing pirate songs.
Then what?
Well laddy, since the old capt'n lactose intolerant, you'll be swabing the poop deck.
2002-09-18 16:19:42By Jmillius

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8+2 for pirates. Sorry, I'm a pirate whore.
8Arrrr, I be liking pirates!
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7Great pun...somebody had to do it sooner or later. --VX
7Missing an "is" in panel 3, but hell, I like this one.
7ah, the noble poop deck joke
7I love it.- gtd
6passable more for wally as a pirate than for the joke
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6Nothing wrong with a good pun.
6-DB
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6Cute. -PB
6Hmmm. Wally lactose intolerant? Poop? Deja Vu. Preloggy
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6Is it sad that Wally poop jokes always make me laugh? Probably. -DG
6Did you post drunk? capt'n's, swabbing - but a good idea
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5aww... #3 lets down
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5"Swabbing."
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5fix the wretched grammar for +2
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5such a great setup... man. Also"swabbing.", "cap'n" -t
4Why would he drink milk knowing he'd lactose intolerant (CB)
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3It's not argh, capt'n would be pronounced exactly like captain, old jo
3-- opus
2-FV

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