RED MEAT Pulitzer my finger from the secret files of max cannon
Did you drink all of the growth formula I gave you?
Yeah, I hope that stuff helps me grow taller.
Taller? How's a carcinogen-laced cancer cocktail supposed to make you grow taller?
Let me guess, you're trying to scam the Make-A-Wish Foundation again.
The cheap bastards, I'll teach them to offer this family a lousy trip to EuroDisney.
I guess I'll go shave my head.
2002-09-18 08:27:01By Jmillius

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86 - Cancer can come in growths, no? Reminds me of a Family Guy episode....
8Nice use of "growth"
7William's #3 is fantastic. --VX
7+1 for William's #3 -Cap'n
7-- opus
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7that is truly fucked up.
7Poking fun at cancer & and Make-A-Wish. Kudos. Preloggy
7heh.-BP
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6messy but nice idea (CB)
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6Only real problem is the pointless use of "growth formula" in 1
6Punchline is great, but the set-up is flawed.
6Haha, I thought it was going to be a penis joke, this is much better!
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6excellent ideas; the presentation needs improvement
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6good concept
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5Decent idea, but wording doesnt work, and Teds a bit too malevolent. -PB
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5-- though I do like William's nonchalance. --THM
5I like the make-a-wish scam idea, but this is sorta clunky. -todcra
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