RED MEAT the hangnail of comedy from the secret files of max cannon
I'm writin' a children's book about a little girl named Alice and her adventures.
She follows a rabbit down a hole, and sees a piece of cake that says "Eat Me".
Then she eats it, and she dies, and we learn all about rabbit zombie-makin' techniques.
2002-09-17 11:30:54By Vaca

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10you are The Man.-BP
8Great stuff -JM
8crossing Monty Python with Alice in Wonderland rules
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8I can see his mouth turn up in three
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7This is pretty funny. I like the tag, but lose the comma in 2. --VX
7I wanna illustrate. -PB
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7Still a sucker for zombie jokes. -IF
7I thought that WAS what the book was about. Preloggy
6+1 for sheer oddity.
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6very Earlesque. -FV
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6Nice conclusion. -DG
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6reminds me of demon monkies from days long ago.
6heh, I chuckled. -todcra 5: The Alice part is the _POINT_.
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5-- opus
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5Todcra: the punchline could be almost the same based on any beginning.
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4Earl's 3 needs to be better. This is set up for something good though.
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3#3 is such a let down (C)
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