RED MEAT carcinogenic joke substitute from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, what's "masturbate"?
Goodness, what a big word. Wherever did you hear it?
Innernet. My brother showed me this picture that said God kills kittens when you masturbate. And you're so mean to my kitties, I figure you must be some kinda expert.
Ironically, you're absolutely right. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go home and crawl into a bottle of scotch so I may ignore the lonely wasteland that is my life.
Maybe God could kill you instead. If you asked him nice.
2002-09-16 14:40:20By Pete B

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9Most. Underrated. Pete B strip. Ever.
8+4 for MMD 3. -FV
8I like the reminder that MMD has a pathetic, empty life
8Only for 3. V
8funny, because it is.. sorta a lame meme and stuff, but pan3 RULES-todcra
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7Wasteland Dan, always a keeper -- Nuke
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6Marginally saved by Dan's 3.
6What's with Karen's 3? This looked so good at the start...
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6+2 on reread because panel 3 is THAT good -JM
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5Doesn't gel. -- opus
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5Nice until Karen's #3.
5Panel 3 needs to sleep outside until it can get its act together. --VX
5Dig Karen's #3 though.
5been done
5Starts off promising, but Karen's 3 kills it.
5gotta go kill a kitten
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4this needs to be much tighter
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4#3 just doesn't relate to the frist 2 panels (CB)
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4This could be soooo much better..crz
4Don't think that would break MMD's spirit. Preloggy
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3Boring conversation
3Not a good story, let alone a joke!

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