RED MEAT the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairies from the secret files of max cannon
...so your skin breaks out into huge blisters, which leak out a steady stream of your liquified organs.
Ewww! I'm sorry I asked you about cooties.
Don't worry, there is a vaccine.
There is?
It's given with a three foot needle, which they stick into your eye...
Mom!!!
2002-09-16 12:58:17By Jmillius

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8Why deviate from IHYMMD? Still awesome, though.
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8IIt's minutes later and I'm still laughing. Preloggy
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7clean up the presentation and this will be 8 or 9
7I used Dan's three for sympathy from my girlfriend after an injection
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7heh. -todcra
7Vintage Dan, and cat-free, no less. -PB
7+1 for originality. -FV
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6I like the mental torture MMD/Karen strips (CB)
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6Don't love it, but it's nice and solid
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6Why not "I hate you Milkman Dan"?
6good Dan
6Just a string of cruelty with no twist...not really funny. --VX
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5There's promise here somewhere, but I can't locate it. -q
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4No punch, just kinda icky and vicious
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