RED MEAT bottle warmer for cold drunks from the secret files of max cannon
Young man, I'll give you five whole dollars to shovel my walkway.
It didn't snow today.
What? Oh, no it didn't. Would you like the job?
Five bucks to run a shovel up and down a clear sidewalk? Sure.
No, my boy. The walkway from my room to the bathroom. The used tissue drifts are at blizzard depth.
2002-09-16 10:24:09By Bernt Pancreas

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8wukka wukka wukka
8Wally's 3 is perfection.
7You're getting good at disguising poop jokes. Preloggy
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7I see Wally, like my grandmother, keeps used tissues
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6Lovely..crz
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6Wally's 3 is clunky.
6Decent 'nuff twist. -PB
6Basic Wally
6Very original idea, if not altogether funny. I like Will's #3. --VX
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6Tidy up a confusing Wally #2 for a +1 -JM
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5gross, in char but slightly OTT and predictable (CB)
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5a bit stiff..-todcra
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5Wally's 2 and 3 are pretty clunky.
4Wally's 3 is a letdown.
4I was expecting a crap joke
4-- opus

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