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| 9 | A day that will live in convience store infamy -JM |
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| 8 | "This was a cowardly attack on Slurpies" |
| 7 | oooh, very tasteless --J. |
| 7 | heh. -todcra |
| 7 | This is good -- Nuke |
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| 6 | boo |
| 6 | - BFJ - |
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| 6 | Big Gulps would never taste as good again! |
| 6 | Heh. Cute. -PB |
| 5 | Yeah sorry VX, but as said I think there's a better/crueler joke than this. |
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| 5 | There's a 7-11/9-11 joke out there, but this I don't think is it |
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| 5 | Well, you know, with all the Arabs working there... |
| 5 | ill timed concept. post this in a few months and i might deal with it. |
| 4 | There's an urban legend about supposed 7-11 attacks |
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| 3 | honestly, "911" is even more annoying than "7-11" |