RED MEAT Hairway to Steven (used without permission) from the secret files of max cannon
The girl I was babysittin' for told me I could have anythin' in the fridge.
When she returned, she caught me in a compromisin' position with the pimento loaf.
Girls are such liars.
2002-09-12 10:23:31By Preloggy

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8horrific mental image
8Best rewrite so far. Props for the Butthole Surfers ref. --VX
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8hah. Earl's 3 rocks. -todcra
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7Okay, this one's not bad. --John
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7ewwww! meaty, no pun intended, eh?
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7I liked the baby one better, but Earl 3 is awesome
7Hehe, now this is much better than the freon version!!
7Earl <i> likes </i> pimento loaf, I like rewrite -JM
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6marginally better than VX's version (CB)
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6-- opus
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6Well see, now 1 is more likely
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6Hm. Omit #3 and scoot #2 over? The last line just seems unneccessary.
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6Good 'nuff Earl. -PB
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5I think the other one was a bit better. just a bit
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