RED MEAT chicken pox for the soul from the secret files of max cannon
I'm writin' a secret admirer note to a girl down at the library, but I'm kinda stuck.
It starts "Dear Nelly, You don't know me, but I've been watching you and I like what I seen. Your eyes are so pretty and you make my heart jump when you smile."
I'm debatin' whether I should add "I like the way you take a diffrent route home every night."
2002-09-06 02:38:47By Flwyd

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8Flawless Earl..crz
8hahahhaah. I like this one. -todcra
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7panel 3 has a nice meaty "Earl" twist. - q
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7Apostrophes...good joke, though, and great tag. --VX
7Oh man
7I like. Nelly = excellent name.
7Hehe, that's disturbingly funny.
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6-ballpn
6More creepy than funny
6-- opus
6funny, but seriously creepy. -FV
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6Worked for me, the joke not the letter -- Nuke
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6#3 Just seems a little off.
6 - BFJ -
6-DB
6bum bum ching -btg
6love the tag -JM
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6Nice finish. -DG (not spelling, VX... Earlspeak.)
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6Solid Earl. Preloggy
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6Kinda standard, but not a bad twist. -PB
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6it's really good... make it smoother, and you've got an 8
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5It's funnier when you think it's to Nelly the rapper
3standard stalker earl (CB)
3totally saw that one coming down A1A

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