RED MEAT as topical as today's ointment from the secret files of max cannon
May I help you, sir?
Yeah! These are the worst shoes I've ever bought. The arch is too high, and they pinch at the toe.
I feel like I'm walking around in vices! I'm going take these shoes and beat you with them until you wink out of existence.
This is a camera store, sir.
I know. I thought you might like to know what put me in such a foul mood before I send you shuffling off this mortal coil.
2002-09-05 10:50:55By Bernt Pancreas

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8Actually, the more I read it, the more I like it. Even Nick's #3. --VX
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8hah. Nick's 3 is awesome. -todcra
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8I love this. I just love it. But the last sentance is... eh-worthy.
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7-DB
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7articulate Nick works
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7Why does it sound like coach is wearing heels? -PB
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7-- opus
6Nick 3 needs only the first two words. --THM
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6Amusing
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6Poor Johnny, wrong place, wrong time.
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6Change Nick's 3rd (specially the mortal coil sentence) for more.
6-FV
6+1 because I don't think I've seen this combo before -JM
6decent twist. a tad verbose (CB)
6Nick is literate. Yes. He is.
6Vises. Vaca
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5naw, no "shuffling off this mortal coil"
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5Can't see coach saying "shuffling off this mortal coil." Preloggy
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5just can't go with it. don't know why. Coach not that litterate perhaps?
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