RED MEAT harbinger of heartburn halitosis from the secret files of max cannon
So me and the lady friend was getting somethin' to eat th' other day, but I didn't have any money on me.
So she pays for the both of us, and I gotta tells you, I really felt like a turd.
But I had to settle for a cheeseburger.
2002-09-03 19:32:13By House of Eeyore

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8Love that twist.
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8Great twist. Quintessential Earl.
7OK, I laughed -Cap'n
7took me two reads
7
7-DB
7laughin out loud for once
7Ewwww. -PB
7
7Nice one -JM
7
7Hmm, I'd like a better word than turd, but nice execution indeed
6
6--THM
6
6I didn't want to smile at it, but..... - gtd
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6 - BFJ -
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6Corny but good.
6
6I know a cart in NY that serves turd . . .or is that falafel? Preloggy
6This is pretty good, but a little too gross.
6Earl's dialog seems off; strip's worth a groan
6
5ecch. -todcra
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5its a good pun but it has no seguay-btg
5
5ew
4Would be good except that I never hear anyone say "I felt like a turd".
4why do turds cost more? (CB)
4
4-- opus
3"I gotta tells you"...so, Earl is a 1920's gangster now?
3-FV
3poop joke, sorry, only a 3 - q

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