RED MEAT it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetype from the secret files of max cannon
You know what I could use right now, Ted? A hooker! Hookers! Lots of 'em! Let's go out and get us some hookers! Whaddya say?
And we'll stop by a liquor store while we're at it! And then, watch some sports! On a big-screen TV! With our hookers! While drinking lots of liquor!
Christ, Dan, if you're gonna freak out like this, maybe you should close your curtains when you watch "Will & Grace".
"Will & Grace"? Never heard of it! But I bet it's the kind of show pansies watch, not REAL men like you and me, right Ted? Ha! Ha! Ha!
2002-09-03 12:10:16By Pete B

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9MMD homophobic? He's got a weak point--farrrr out! and +1 for tag --John
9God, I love this.
8Yeah, nothing scares a macho man like straight guys playing it gay. --VX
8A little goofy, but in-character and I didn't see the gag coming.
8+1 for a freaked-out Dan -JM
8Wow, I thought this was just going to be a meth joke. Nicely done.
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7wonderful. - gtd
7Not very meaty, but I like it. Vaca
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7-DB
7i get it now
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7Go goofy, I like it. Preloggy
7the imagary here is hilarious (CB)
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6-- opus
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6seems a little ooc for dan
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6+1 because I laughed -FV
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6you're onto something. trim it down a bit
6This would be so much better with a different Dan 3
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5+1 because the tagline's true. -todcra
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5Too topical in the punchline
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4-2 for panel 3
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3This one is a cliche.
3-2 because I'm not gay either
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