RED MEAT Low-celestial spread from the secret files of max cannon
...And then my house burnt down. It's like God has it in for me or something.
Nonsense, my son. Sometimes these little brushes with adversity make us a better person.
I hadn't thought of it that way - thanks, Padre! See ya!
That was a close one, God.
Ya think someone tipped him off?
2002-09-03 06:45:38By The Light In Chains

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8Ha ha. Old Testament stuff. --TRT
8-- opus
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8+1 for trying to use 3 characters, I guessing the guy was Lemonhead -JM
8Pushing the limitations, but I really like it. V
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8cracking! (CB)
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7Close enough. --VX
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7Nice; I was sure this was gonna be a JLH gag. -PB
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7stop that, you're subverting the constraints of the medium! -FV
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6clever use of the form. -todcra
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6i like it. - gtd
6worth a smirk
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5the imposed format doesn't treat this one too well.
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5Problematic to have God and person speaking in same spot
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5Good idea, but "ya think" leaves me with chalky aftertaste. -DG
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4No kick here.

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