RED MEAT the tao of tom and jerry from the secret files of max cannon
I had this dream the other night that I was in grade school with Jesus Christ. So at recess, I picked him first to be on my softball team.
Jesus tried shortstop, but he couldn't play fer beans.
Good 'nuf arm, but man ... it was like he had a hole in his glove or somethin'.
2002-09-02 12:02:20By Pete B

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8Oh, dear God...#1 kicks total ass, but this is so wicked, I'm afraid to vote.
8very good
8oh yeah. - gtd
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7heh. -todcra
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6Groan. -FV
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6A little too blunt. -- THM
6As bad as this joke is, I like it.
6Bad joke and did you clear it with my bosses about Tom & Jerry Use? Preloggy
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6old joke new premise -btg
6demented! I like it
5Wa, Wa, Wa, Waaaaa
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5Kinda funny..crz
5i think i heard this in sunday school once.
5-DB
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5The premise is just waaaay too much a stretch
5I've made a million jokes just like this in real life. -DG
4Attribution, dammit.
4should've seen it coming (CB)
4Except that the glove would cover the hole -- HoE
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